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Gorilla-Type Career Transition Assessment Report
Name: Company-resource vacuum cleaner / A primate member who walks with a swagger but produces no value
Introduction:
Commonly found in office corners or beside managers, possessing a rare aura that briefly makes people think they are an important person.
Their presence is like an automatic backup in a corporate system: no one has ever actively opened it, but it continuously takes up space, drains performance, and occasionally pops up error messages.
This type of gorilla survives not through output, but by:
1. Putting on a timely performance of “pretending to be busy”
2. Saying things that sound like work has been done, but for which no records can be found
3. Maintaining the subtle social contract of “I’m helping you hold up appearances, so don’t ask me for details”
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Hi, are you looking for a job?
Are you ready to join Chita?
In this vast sea of people, I hope I can help you—
rescuing one person at a time!
Before submitting your résumé; think it over once more before reporting for duty:
Is Kuai Tao any good?
You’ll definitely thank me (you’re welcome)
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Hello,
First, thank you for consistently maintaining such a composed demeanor and creating the visual illusion that “someone seems to be working” at the company during this time. Whether it is the frequency of your nodding in meetings or your Line chats and private web browsing after arriving each day, you have demonstrated exceptional mastery of nonverbal communication.
After a rough calculation, we found that your actual working hours and output are in perfect inverse proportion—roughly one hour of activity per day, with a value of output slightly lower than the company photocopier (at least the photocopier makes its presence felt when it jams). This can truly be described as rare in the industry.
On behalf of the colleagues who actually do the work, we would like to express our profound gratitude: you have successfully helped prove that a person can exchange “extremely low energy” for “extremely high compensation,” forcing many financial theories to be rewritten.
Of course, we are not questioning your value. After all, talent who are emotionally stable, skilled at sitting still, and able to nod in meetings are not often found. The “cold art installation” effect you bring to the office atmosphere is something others cannot imitate.
Finally, we hope you will continue performing this way, because to some extent, you have already become a symbol—a symbol of this company’s most precious core value: no one cares what you do, as long as you are still sitting there.
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In this company that prides itself on efficiency and innovation, there is one phenomenon worth including in the first chapter of *An Illustrated Guide to the Absurdities of the Modern Workplace*: hiring an employee at an executive’s price whose output is lower than an intern’s.
Let’s first calmly analyze this marvelous investment from a financial perspective:
• Working days per month: approximately 22 days
• Actual working hours per day: approximately 1 hour (the main activities during the remaining time are scrolling on a phone, nodding in meetings, drinking beverages in moderation, and ordering food)
The calculation is as follows:
NT$1,644 per hour
What does that mean? It means the company spends NT$1,644 every day to buy one hour of “presence”—a presence that would even make the photocopier wonder: “Am I more useful?”
By comparison, an intern costs NT$190 per hour, can carry out tasks, asks questions, and even says, “Excuse me, may I ask whether this could be improved?”—simply inexpensive and touching. With the same budget, the company could hire 8.65 interns and still have enough pocket money to treat them to bubble tea as a celebration.
So why doesn’t the company do that? Why not let go of this highly paid employee whose output is close to zero and gain some actual contribution instead?
Because firing someone is troublesome; changing personnel requires accountability; admitting that the wrong person was hired would embarrass the decision-makers. This is not a management problem—it is a psychological one. Rather than deal with the problem, they might as well continue allocating funds and pretending, “He’s still useful, after all—he’s senior,” then continue holding meetings and slacking off, while the company keeps giving him steady raises and continues treating one hour as though it were an entire day.
This is the reality of our workplace: it looks like we’re saving money, but in practice we’re spending money to keep the problem out of sight; it looks like we have a senior employee, but in reality, it is a living, breathing loophole in the financial statements.
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Pressing submit means that everything I share is true.
In reality, this company is a hotbed for deadwood—
Every day, there is a group of exceptionally talented employees:
• Making mistakes is routine, someone else is always blamed, and their sense of responsibility is as thin as smog.
• They talk a lot but do little, treat the office like a chat room, and KPI as a joke. They accomplish less than one task a day and only start working at four or five in the afternoon.
• They are afraid of taking responsibility, procrastinate, lack the necessary skills, and make mistakes, yet still manage to do better than anyone else in performance reviews.
Can’t the company see that these incompetent people could at most earn an entry-level salary for fresh graduates elsewhere? They may not even be up to the standard of an intern.
Yet the company happily keeps supporting them, as if dispensing charity and saving the world. As a result, capable employees instead become a free firefighting squad, cleaning up after them, plugging holes, and serving as a shelter for every mess, day after day.
And then senior management says: “We need to retain talent.”
Yes, they really do “retain talent”—they just accidentally retain the wrong people.
The capable ones hang on until they begin to question their lives, then eventually resign; the incompetent ones rot away in the company, continuing to be worshipped as sacred tablets of the system.
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Some people make mistakes every day; out of eight hours, they only work for one hour. They mess up every day and make their colleagues clean up after them.
How well-connected must they be to be able to stay for N years without any consequences at all?
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They can only afford to pay in bananas, so they hired lots of monkeys who come chat, eat, and drink every day. It’s very lively!
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They can only afford to pay peanuts, so they hired a lot of monkeys who chat, eat, and drink every day. It's very lively!
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They can only afford to pay peanuts, so they’ve hired a lot of monkeys who come chat, eat, and drink every day. It’s very lively!
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Working here teaches you how to flatter your way up the ranks; you don't need to know how to do the work. It's really great!
They can only afford to pay peanuts, so they hired a lot of monkeys who come chat and eat and drink every day. It's very lively!
Working here teaches you how to flatter your way up; you don’t need to know how to do the job. It’s really great!
They can only afford to pay peanuts, so they hired a lot of monkeys who chat, eat, and drink every day. It’s very lively!
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They can only afford to pay peanuts, so they hired a lot of monkeys who come to chat, eat, and drink every day. It's very lively!
Working here teaches you how to flatter your way up; you don’t need to know how to do the job. It’s truly great!
They can only afford to pay peanuts, so they’ve hired a lot of monkeys who chat, eat, and drink every day. It’s very lively!
Working here teaches you how to flatter your way up the ranks; you don't need to know how to do the work. It's really great!
They can only afford to pay peanuts, so they hired a lot of monkeys who come chat, eat, and drink every day. It's very lively!
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They can only afford to pay peanuts, so they hired a lot of monkeys who come in every day to chat, eat, and drink. It's very lively!
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They can only afford to pay peanuts, so they hired a lot of monkeys who come in every day to chat, eat, and drink. It's very lively!
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They can only afford to pay in bananas, so they’ve hired lots of monkeys who come in every day to chat, eat, and drink. It’s very lively!
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Working here teaches you how to flatter your way up the ranks; you don't need to know how to get things done. It's really great!
They can only afford to pay in bananas, so they hired lots of monkeys who come in every day to chat, eat, and drink. It's very lively!
Working here teaches you how to flatter your way up the ranks; you don't need to know how to do the job. It's really great!
They can only afford to pay peanuts, so they hired a lot of monkeys who come in every day to chat, eat, and drink. It's very lively!
Working here teaches you how to flatter your way to the top; you don't need to know how to get things done. It's really great!
They can only afford to pay peanuts, so they hired a lot of monkeys who chat, eat, and drink every day. It's very lively!
Working here teaches you how to flatter your way up the ladder; you don’t need to know how to do the work. It’s really great!
They can only afford to pay peanuts, so they’ve hired a lot of monkeys who come in every day to chat, eat, and drink. It’s very lively!
Working here teaches you how to curry favor and climb the ranks; you don’t need to know how to do the job. It’s really great!
They can only afford to pay peanuts, so they hired a lot of monkeys who come in every day to chat, eat, and drink. It’s very lively!
Working here teaches you how to flatter your way up the ranks; you don't need to know how to do the job. It's really great!
They can only afford to pay peanuts, so they hired a lot of monkeys who come in every day to chat, eat, and drink. It's very lively!
Working here teaches you how to flatter your way to the top; you don’t need to know how to do the job. It’s really great!
They can only afford to pay peanuts, so they hired a lot of monkeys who chat, eat, and drink every day. It’s very lively!
Working here teaches you how to flatter your way into a higher position; you don’t need to know how to do the work. It’s really great!
They can only afford to pay bananas, so they’ve hired lots of monkeys who chat, eat, and drink every day. It’s very lively!
Working here teaches you how to flatter your way to the top; you don’t need to know how to do the work. It’s really great!
They can only afford to pay in bananas, so they’ve hired a lot of monkeys who come chat and eat and drink every day. It’s very lively!
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They can only afford to pay peanuts, so they hired a lot of monkeys who chat, eat, and drink every day. It's very lively!
Working here teaches you how to flatter your way up the ladder; you don't need to know how to do the work. It's really great!
They can only afford to pay peanuts, so they hired a lot of monkeys who come in every day to chat, eat, and drink. It's very lively!
Working here teaches you how to flatter your way into a position; you don't need to know how to do the work. It's really great!
They can only afford to pay peanuts, so they hired a lot of monkeys who chat, eat, and drink every day. It's very lively!
Working here teaches you how to flatter your way to the top; you don't need to know how to do the work, which is truly great!
They can only afford to pay peanuts, so they hired a lot of monkeys who come to chat, eat, and drink every day. It's very lively!
Working here teaches you how to curry favor and rise through the ranks; you don't need to know how to do the job. It's truly wonderful!
They can only afford to pay peanuts, so they hired a lot of monkeys who come chat, eat, and drink every day. It's very lively!
Working here teaches you how to flatter your way up the ranks; you don't need to know how to do the job. It's really great!
They can only afford to pay peanuts, so they hired a lot of monkeys who come in every day to chat, eat, and drink. It's very lively!
Working here teaches you how to flatter your way up; you don’t need to know how to do the job. It’s really great!
They can only afford to pay peanuts, so they’ve hired a lot of monkeys who come in every day to chat, eat, and drink. It’s very lively!
Working here teaches you how to flatter your way up; you don’t need to know how to do the job. It’s really great!
They can only afford to pay peanuts, so they hired a lot of monkeys who come to chat, eat, and drink every day. It’s very lively!
Working here teaches you how to flatter your way up the ladder; you don’t need to know how to do the job. It’s truly great!
They can only afford to pay peanuts, so they hired a lot of monkeys who come chat, eat, and drink every day. It’s very lively!
Working here teaches you how to flatter your way up the ranks; you don't need to know how to do the work. It's really great!
They can only afford to pay peanuts, so they hired a lot of monkeys who chat, eat, and drink every day. It's very lively!
Working here teaches you how to flatter your way up; you don’t need to know how to get things done. It’s really great!
They can only afford to pay peanuts, so they hired a lot of monkeys who chat, eat, and drink every day. It’s very lively!
Working here teaches you how to flatter your way up the ranks; you don't need to know how to do the job. It's truly great!
They can only afford to pay bananas, so they hired a lot of monkeys who come to chat, eat, and drink every day. It's very lively!
Working here teaches you how to flatter your way into a higher position; you don’t need to know how to do the job. It’s truly wonderful!
They can only afford to pay bananas, so they’ve hired a lot of monkeys who come chat, eat, and drink every day. It’s very lively!
Working here teaches you how to flatter your way up the ladder; you don't need to know how to do the work. It's really great!
They can only afford to pay peanuts, so they hired a lot of monkeys who come in every day to chat, eat, and drink. It's very lively!
Working here teaches you how to flatter your way to the top; you don’t need to know how to do the job. It’s really great!
They can only afford to pay peanuts, so they’ve hired a lot of monkeys who come in every day to chat, eat, and drink. It’s very lively!
Working here teaches you how to flatter your way into a higher position; you don’t need to know how to do the work, which is truly great!
They can only afford to pay peanuts, so they’ve hired a lot of monkeys who come in every day to chat, eat, and drink—it’s very lively!
Working here teaches you how to flatter your way into a higher position; you don’t need to know how to do the job. It’s truly wonderful!
They can only afford to pay in bananas, so they’ve hired lots of monkeys who come chat, eat, and drink every day. It’s very lively!
Working here teaches you how to flatter your way into a higher position; you don't need to know how to do the job. It's really great!
They can only afford to pay peanuts, so they hired a lot of monkeys who come in every day to chat, eat, and drink. It's very lively!
Working here teaches you how to flatter your way into a position of power; you don’t need to know how to do the job. It’s really great!
They can only afford to pay in bananas, so they hired a lot of monkeys who come chat, eat, and drink every day. It’s very lively!
Working here teaches you how to flatter your way up; you don’t need to know how to get things done. It’s really great!
They can only afford to pay peanuts, so they’ve hired a lot of monkeys who come in every day to chat, eat, and drink. It’s very lively!
Working here teaches you how to flatter your way up the ranks; you don't need to know how to do the job. It's really great!
They can only afford to pay bananas, so they hired a lot of monkeys who come chat, eat, and drink every day. It's very lively!
Working here teaches you how to flatter your way to the top; you don’t need to know how to do the job. It’s really great!
They can only afford to pay peanuts, so they’ve hired a lot of monkeys who chat, eat, and drink every day. It’s very lively!
None
Power struggles, false collaboration
Toxic people slacking off without being dealt with
【Hsinchu Plant】
1. The reception desk staff and HR are very kind and friendly.
2. The department managers are also very kind during the interview process, so you do not feel pressured.
3. There are mid-year and year-end bonuses.
4. There is a coin-operated beverage machine.
5. Motorcycle parking spaces are available on the premises.
1. The meeting room only has a fan.
The company itself is very good and established an early foothold in the United States. Unfortunately, the owner died young. After the acting general manager took over, they constantly exploited connections for personal gain and went on at length about office romances, with their thoughts entirely elsewhere rather than on the company.
-The company's Taipei headquarters is rife with office politics. General Manager Lu is a lesbian and is in a relationship with the (female) procurement manager. The procurement manager was originally a junior accounting and finance clerk but was promoted seamlessly to procurement manager, rising through connections. After taking the position, she repeatedly bothered senior procurement staff to teach her procurement knowledge, showing that the company has no systems or procedures whatsoever.
-The general manager has no chemistry background and is unable to make any constructive decisions. She even angered an important U.S. distributor. During her tenure, aside from exploiting connections for personal gain, she accomplished nothing substantive. Her poor decisions also left the company unable to sell off its inventory, resulting in substantial losses.
-The recruitment description did not match the actual work. During my employment (within one year), more than six people had already left the Taipei office, including personnel from marketing, sales support, sales, IT, and regulatory affairs. This was all related to the general manager's illogical and passive approach to work, in which she only paid lip service and contributed no ideas.
No particular impression.
First, after arriving at the company, someone escorted me to a meeting room to wait. While waiting, I had to fill out the company’s standard résumé form. I personally dislike filling out this kind of company résumé form because, in addition to basic personal information, it asks for family circumstances, family members’ birthdays and phone numbers, as well as height and weight. For the experience section, I had to provide my compensation at the time and reasons for leaving. To avoid being questioned about every detail later, I filled it out truthfully, including my expected compensation.
Later, the interviewing supervisor came in and asked the usual questions about my past experience, as well as asking me to introduce myself in English. There was not much subsequent Q&A in English; I was only asked why I thought I was suitable for the position.
During the interview, I was asked several questions that I personally found extremely ridiculous, such as:
“How come you don’t work as a translator?” (Does majoring in foreign languages necessarily mean you have to become a translator?)
“Why do you keep choosing to work in the education-abroad industry?” (Why not?)
“How did you come up with this salary expectation?”
It was really laughable. My salary at my previous job was N, and at the job before that it was N+10—and that job was already five years ago. I can do much more now than I could back then, so what is wrong with asking for N+11 now? Besides, the salary I requested was within the salary range listed for this company on 104; I did not even ask for more than that!
This female supervisor seemed to think very highly of herself and had the typical employer’s mindset (the company gets to pick the employees). I personally did not like it. As the interview was about to wrap up, she even told me herself that the company benefits were clearly stated online, which implied that she did not intend to explain them further. I later asked whether this opening was due to expansion or someone leaving. The interviewing supervisor replied that someone had left and that they had been looking for someone for a long time. When I said that two months was already quite a long time, she actually replied, “Yes, because we haven’t been looking very seriously either.” (Honestly, I was speechless…)
Also, for a marketing position, they did not look at my copywriting samples but instead requested to see my translation samples. (I was completely baffled.)
In addition, this job mainly involves preparations before exhibitions, requiring a good command of English and a basic sense of aesthetics. (You do not necessarily need to know how to design, since the company has its own designer.)
After the interview, I had to complete written tests similar to an intelligence test and an aptitude test. The questions were not difficult. The entire interview process took about an hour.
The supervisor at the Hsinchu plant leads both with skill and compassion. The colleagues are easy to get along with, and most importantly, the boss is open-minded and generous.
None—go ahead and submit your resume!