Workplace reviews and discussion: 奇鈦科技股份有限公司

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Hello,

First, thank you for consistently maintaining such a composed demeanor and creating the visual illusion that “someone seems to be working” at the company during this time. Whether it is the frequency of your nodding in meetings or your Line chats and private web browsing after arriving each day, you have demonstrated exceptional mastery of nonverbal communication.

After a rough calculation, we found that your actual working hours and output are in perfect inverse proportion—roughly one hour of activity per day, with a value of output slightly lower than the company photocopier (at least the photocopier makes its presence felt when it jams). This can truly be described as rare in the industry.

On behalf of the colleagues who actually do the work, we would like to express our profound gratitude: you have successfully helped prove that a person can exchange “extremely low energy” for “extremely high compensation,” forcing many financial theories to be rewritten.

Of course, we are not questioning your value. After all, talent who are emotionally stable, skilled at sitting still, and able to nod in meetings are not often found. The “cold art installation” effect you bring to the office atmosphere is something others cannot imitate.

Finally, we hope you will continue performing this way, because to some extent, you have already become a symbol—a symbol of this company’s most precious core value: no one cares what you do, as long as you are still sitting there.