Gives you a chance to reminisce about your former company!!!!

1. The salary at this company isn’t hiring you—it’s telling you that you’re only fit to be a dog.

2. The system is simply whatever mood the boss is in: if they say it exists, it exists; if they say it doesn’t, you shut up!

Don’t like it? Then quit on your own!

3. The manager’s only ability is to “drive normal people insane.”

4. Joining this company will only make you feel that you must have committed far too many sins in your previous life.