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Is this you asking other companies to find outsourced work for you?
HR Lin✠瀅 (Lynn): Are you hoping for a stable job?
HR Lin✠瀅 (Lynn): Are you looking to build experience working on large-scale projects?
HR Lin✠瀅 (Lynn): I understand what you mean. We can’t directly guarantee the outcome just yet, but our systems here are very mature. Could you tell me a little more about the specifics of your situation?
New Hire: I heard a lot of people are stationed at client sites?
HR Lin✠瀅 (Lynn): Haha, it’s all normal arrangements. We’ll take comprehensive care of everyone; the work is very easy, XD.
徐✠龍: Welcome to S Company. You’ll find out soon enough—engineers are sent out one after another like dumplings dropped into boiling water.
李✠毓 (Stanley): The conditions at client sites? That’s not something we can control. When something goes wrong, the new hire takes the blame first, the sales team takes the fall next, kekeke.
New Hire: Are there any documents or handover materials?
李✠源 (James): They tell you to do something, but either there are no tools—or there are no tools; as for processes? No planning.
李✠源 (James): When a client asks a question, just send over a pile of AI-generated failure analyses, then write a bunch of polished reviews for senior employees. Everyone’s busy, you know.
New Hire: Then what happens if something really goes wrong?
徐✠龍: Find the new hire first.
李✠毓 (Stanley): Then find Administration.
李✠源 (James): And finally say, “We’re all growing together.”
New Hire: Does HR know about this?
HR Lin✠瀅 (Lynn): We don’t necessarily have a complete picture of what happens at other client sites, but we trust that the teams can cooperate with one another.
New Hire: Sounds like one hell of a workplace-from-hell competition…
李✠毓 (Stanley): You’ll get used to it soon enough. If someone calls you “Pikachu,” it’s not because you’re cute—it’s because you get shocked every day.
New Hire: I also heard someone say that a supervisor hit people with a plastic bottle?
徐✠龍: There are lots of workplace rumors. Judge for yourself whether they’re true, XD.
Everyone: Welcome to S Company. We hope you can last longer than the person before you, kekeke.