The senior manager’s big guns going to strike Israel would definitely have stronger firepower than Iran’s!

A new hire who had only been there for a month hadn’t even touched the project yet.

One afternoon, I suddenly got a call from the senior manager saying the client wanted multilingual support: everything except Traditional Chinese had to be displayed in English, and it had to be delivered that very day!

I urgently requested permission to git clone the project.

I immediately asked ChatGPT to help translate the copy,

then added the multilingual functionality, detection logic, and business logic into the program.

I submitted an absurdly impossible request (my lifespan probably just got shortened by about 10 years).

The next day, the client immediately complained about why everything had become English.

The senior manager came straight over to my desk and angrily yelled:

“What kind of lousy thing did you make?

I asked you to support multiple languages,

and now even the client’s Chinese has become English!”

There had been no problem when I tested it.

There was still no problem when I tested it after the client reported the issue.

Later, QA tested the same build once, and there was still no problem.

Only then did the senior manager realize that the client was from mainland China and used Simplified Chinese.

For fuck’s sake, you originally said that everything except Traditional Chinese should be displayed in English.

You never clarified that the client used Simplified Chinese, yet you stood there bitching, cursing, and randomly berating people.

You even said that the RD was just messing around and making things up.

What’s more, senior manager, you threw this meteor of a task at me and said multilingual support had to be done in one afternoon.

When I told you it was too rushed,

you even snapped that I lacked ability!?

Sorry, I’d only been there for a month, hadn’t touched that project yet, and didn’t even have the necessary permissions. I urgently got the permissions enabled and rushed to deliver it for you, and you still stood there randomly berating people.