If you want to learn about double standards, communism, and brainwashing, you’re welcome to join us—we have plenty of experience.

Here, your writing will become extremely good. You have to write reflections every day, mainly about how wonderful the company is. If your writing isn’t sufficiently flattering, your supervisor will take an interest in you. The more sycophantic, the better.

The supervisor has double standards, so you’d do well to learn from her in how to conduct yourself. She’ll badmouth the boss while currying favor with him, smile and act friendly normally, then push the blame onto you when something happens. You can learn many tactics from her. The supervisor is the apple of the boss’s eye and the boss’s loyal lapdog.

An office environment comparable to the palace intrigues of *Empresses in the Palace*, where everyone is either Consort Hua or An Lingrong. Come here to be a palace maid—clean toilets, replace filter cartridges, climb ladders to wash the air conditioners. It’s also a fine way to experience life as a servant.

In short, if you want to learn how to set others up and be set up by others, this is the place for you.

When problems arise, they refuse to confront them. The company’s first response is to deal with the person who raised the problem.