.................................Can't think of any

Maybe just that they pay on time

Ankey is a retirement home of a company. As long as you can't find a job, are retired, and can still see, move, write, and speak,

welcome to Ankey.

Ankey provides the most damnable on-site assignments.

The prerequisite is that you must not fight back when hit or talk back when cursed at.

Ankey's old-timers act as if there's nothing you can do about them.

They slack off all the way through the fourth day of the Lunar New Year. As long as you look for one of the old-timers, you are guaranteed not to get a pleasant response.

They pass the buck all the way to the Cape of Good Hope; ideally, none of it should have anything to do with them.

If you want to learn cybersecurity, do not come to an Ankey on-site assignment—by all means.

You get all the dirty work; getting promoted and striking it rich is another matter.

The worst rating is simply “bad,” which isn't enough to convey how terrible Ankey is.

Remember: by all means, don't apply for an Ankey on-site assignment.

Do a good job on-site, and you'll beg for food until you're old.