Workplace reviews and discussion: 台灣屏東農業國際運銷股份有限公司

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1. The company loves training fresh graduates. The extremely long working hours let you complete three years’ worth of hard labor in just three days.

2. A boss who is more emotional than rational—you can often see his greetings and concern on messaging apps. He is truly very thoughtful.

3. Backed by the formidable government-owned shares of Pingtung County Government, the phenomenon of employee turnover keeps everyone in the organization constantly on their toes. More than one-third of the entire company can resign in a single month, yet it still stands strong—truly a sign of abundant capital.

4. A project-coordination supervisor who is nine and three-quarters of a [fictional platform]. He comes in fewer than three days a week, but proposals that need to be reviewed by senior management always get stuck with him. Every employee can hone the ability to become a psychic medium.

5. The boss claims to go into battle with the employees, but every time he goes out to visit clients, he sets off with only the employees’ thoughts, while the employees themselves connect telepathically to the boss’s meetings outside the office and then create presentations that shake heaven and earth. Employees have even revised a proposal into more than a dozen versions this way. If you want to train your skills, you absolutely must come to work!

6. When preparing presentations, employees must turn complexity into simplicity; they only need to convert the results of their psychic connection into text, and it will certainly reach the ears of the heavens.

7. What employees practice at the company is not only courage but also drinking capacity. New hires are given three shots of 58 Kaoliang liquor upon arrival, instantly accelerating them into work mode! Soaring through the clouds and riding the mist!

8. Because coming to work means going into battle, you often need eyes in all directions and ears on every side. Therefore, colleagues sitting in front, behind, to the left, and to the right will all unleash a high-decibel lion’s roar, training your ability to respond calmly under pressure!