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As long as you satisfy one person, you can gain the whole world
To gain the whole world, you have to leave one person
It is strongly recommended that you apply to Department H.
That department really is a cushy job: there’s nothing to do, and there are lots of people!
Moreover, the head of Department H is truly outstanding:
Number one at taking advantage of employees
Number one at pushing work onto others and taking the credit
Number one at snatching food and giveaways
Number one at treating trivial authority as a powerful mandate
Number one in the administrative department in terms of headcount
Number one for having the lightest workload
Number one at talking a good game
Number one at making interviewees wait
Number one for having the least integrity and honesty
Number one for being the slowest to adapt and respond
Recommendation~~~~
Don’t take things too seriously, because a sincere heart will never beat a mouth that knows how to bluff!