Max out all your bonus skills.

Max out your sweeping skills

Max out your endurance skills

Max out your content-scraping skills

Max out your image-cutting skills

Max out your delusion skills

Max out your skill at treating money like fleeting clouds

The best choice for seeing through worldly affairs and treating money like fleeting clouds,

raising your level of enlightenment, and being indifferent to fame and wealth,

people laugh at me for being too crazy; I laugh at myself for not seeing through things.

Watching bonuses drift away with the wind,

while helplessly laughing through tears as fines come at every turn.

There is a high degree of freedom:

listen to lofi, rap, R&B, and so on at work,

occasionally breathe in the smell of cooking fumes,

wear two masks and huff and puff, becoming a stinky, oily-smoke person.

Eat lunch and watch RM or anime,

chopsticks in the right hand, phone in the left,

using both hands while eating and sharing—once isn’t enough;

share five times, and you can eat in peace.

About three days in one week,

the company is short nearly 20 people,

and no one knows where they went.

Several bosses, supervisors, engineers, and colleagues disappeared,

so we thought they had gone together to do charity at a charity sale.

But on a certain regular workday the following week,

they returned triumphantly,

and only then did we learn that they had spent five days and four nights on a company trip.

Of the more than 50 coworkers,

nearly 20 were lucky enough to go on the employee trip.

Apparently, the company generously treated them for free,

which was how they were fortunate enough to stand out from the more than 50 employees.

Did those who didn’t go get time off?

Nope.

Keep working hard for the company to carry on!

When the supervisors return to the country, they give each colleague a small gift.

Remember: supervisors only!

In short:

Apply only if you’re not short on money.

Stay long enough and you’ll become indifferent to the quality of life,

asking only to be able to sleep peacefully and well.

Here’s a joke:

My severance pay is my year-end bonus.

Eating too many snacks makes it easy to gain weight.

Drinking too much coffee can make you too energetic.