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1. In the era of Industry 3.0, still using 0.1-era methods
2. The entire company is under the control of Morning Dong; the Compensation Committee is under the control of Morning Dong; the Service Committee is under the control of MRS Morning Dong Xiaodi; the finance minister is under the control of Morning Dong; RD is also under the control of Morning Dong. Grateful to Morning Dong, praise Morning Dong—Morning Dong is the best, Morning Dong has the most authority
3. A whole pile of SOPs was drawn up, but in the end it is still “Good morning, Morning’s beauty”; everything is decided by Morning Dong. Even after making the SOPs, they still have to be approved by Morning Dong. When it comes to Morning Dong, none of us understands—me, you, or anyone else
4. With so many manual operations not connected to the system, mistakes are inevitable. If you make a mistake, you’d better consult the spirits to see whether you helped Morning Dong in your previous life. If not, get ready for the eighteenth level of hell. Morning Dong’s way of punishing people basically treats employees as anything but assets. And the official website is still really, ha ha ha ha...
5. As for training, I’ve already self-hypnotized myself into being trained to do nothing but routine work and decide what to eat for lunch; I’ve long forgotten how to think