1. The person directly to the right of the reception desk is cute and kind-hearted

2. There’s a PX Mart downstairs from the company—the perfect companion for working overtime

1. The company is full of well-connected relatives and privileged insiders

2. The monthly overtime limit is 12 hours; anything beyond that is considered doing charity

3. The company organizes charitable activities and forces everyone to participate, regardless of their wishes

4. Magnitude-4 earthquakes happen more often than pay raises

5. Human labor data is reported by the hour

6. Working seriously is for fools; slacking off is the true way to reign supreme

7. The technical department plays around with protection, CDN, and DNS whenever they have nothing else to do

8. No matter who makes a mistake, there will always be someone from the product department involved

9. Customer service shifts start at 12 hours minimum

10. Having no SOP is the SOP

11. Tickets undergo super evolution, ultimate fusion, and then evolve again

12. Only high-ranking officials are allowed to set fires; ordinary people aren’t allowed to light lamps

13. One department is used as if it were six

14. A virtual bonus system—everything is an illusion

15. The publishing department is overly serious; the R&D department is full of joy

16. Company motto: Do whatever you want