1. You don’t need to know how to do anything; you just need to know how to flatter your superiors (especially the general manager and vice president~ XOXO)

2. You don’t need to know how to do anything; you just need to pretend to be busy

3. You don’t need to know how to do anything; you just need to have your subservience turned up to the max

4. You don’t need to know how to do anything; it’s best if you have no brain

You don’t need to know how to do anything Awesome

With so many advantages, do we still need disadvantages??