Almost everyone there is an idiot, so you’ll shine brilliantly without having to work too hard.

They don’t treat employees like human beings. You’ll work overtime until you drop dead, and even if you finish your work, you absolutely must not leave on time and go home. Otherwise, everyone will say that you don’t have enough work, have it too easy, and ask why you’re allowed to leave on time. On top of that, there is no overtime pay. Every evening at closing time, the receptionist will tell everyone to clock out first, and then continue working.

The company’s one and only guiding principle: You have to suck up to the lazy boss. The company pays your salary, so you’re their fucking dog; even if they work you to death, you still owe the company, because the company pays your salary.