Can't think of any

Incompetent supervisors, with sycophants running the show

The CEO likes to believe the slanderous remarks of sycophants. Your company's legal counsel is supposedly legal counsel, but in reality is nothing more than a bootlicker. Have you ever seen the face of a traitor? Well! That's exactly what he looks like.

He speaks in an extremely affected manner and only knows how to flatter the company's boss and the boss's wife. He can say all sorts of disgusting things, and he's not afraid of everyone knowing that he's just that affected. His entire day's schedule consists of eating, filing petty reports, eating, clipping his nails, attending meetings that have nothing to do with him, making completely unconstructive remarks, and then clocking out on time. The cushiest job in history! The most comfortable job in the world isn't some job at the Great Barrier Reef or anything! It's your company's legal counsel, of course!