Workplace reviews and discussion: 先風國際企業有限公司
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Fans of Final Destination are welcome to give it a try,
Employee benefit 1 ???→ Includes a “Death Roulette,”
which determines whether employees stay or are eliminated according to their preferences.
Employee benefit 2 ???→ “Cardio Shock—the Hell Edition Training,”
with the beginner level taking 3 months, enabling you to face and observe all kinds of human preferences,
the intermediate level taking 6 months, making negative energy and high-pressure eye-rolls as easy as a piece of cake (a piece of shit),
and the advanced level taking 12 months, allowing you to ascend to immortality, remain unstained despite emerging from the mud, and stay pure despite being surrounded by corruption.
Fans of compliments are welcome to give it a try,
e.g.: “Your butt is so perky,” “I love your nail polish—it looks so good” (touches hand)
Those who like being pregnant, please do not apply; this is the “Pregnant Woman Terminator
,” and applying for parental leave will significantly reduce your year-end bonus.
Those who worship high salaries, please do not apply. The “Salary-Sucking Soul-Draining” technique will be used—even if a high salary is discussed during the interview,
in addition to your mental energy being gradually depleted over time, your salary may also be partially reduced.
If the above describes you, welcome to join <3