Is this you asking other companies to find outsourcing work for you?
HR Lin✠瀅 (Lynn): Are you looking for a stable job?
HR Lin✠瀅 (Lynn): Are you hoping to gain experience with large-scale projects?
HR Lin✠瀅 (Lynn): I understand what you mean. We can’t guarantee the outcome directly at this point, but our systems here are very well established. Could you tell me a little more about the specific situation?
New Hire: I heard that many people are stationed at client sites?
HR Lin✠瀅 (Lynn): Haha, it’s all normal arrangements. We’ll take care of everyone in every way; the work is very easy, XD.
Xu✠龍: Welcome to S Company. You’ll find out soon enough—engineers are sent out one after another like dumplings being dropped into boiling water.
Li✠毓 (Stanley): The on-site environment? That’s not something we can control. When something goes wrong, the new hire takes the blame first, the sales team takes the fall next, hahaha.
New Hire: Are there any documents or handover materials?
Li✠源 (James): They tell you to do it, but either there are no tools—or there are no tools; as for the process? No planning.
Li✠源 (James): When clients ask questions, just send over a pile of AI-generated failure analyses, then write a bunch of glowing reviews for the senior employees. Everyone’s busy, you know.
New Hire: Then what happens if something really goes wrong?
Xu✠龍: Find the new hire first.
Li✠毓 (Stanley): Then find Administration.
Li✠源 (James): Finally, say, “We’re all growing together.”
New Hire: Does HR know about this?
HR Lin✠瀅 (Lynn): We don’t necessarily have a complete grasp of what happens at other client sites, but we trust that the teams can coordinate with one another.
New Hire: Sounds like some kind of cutthroat workplace competition…
Li✠毓 (Stanley): You’ll get used to it soon. If someone calls you “Pikachu,” it’s not because you’re cute—it’s because you get shocked every day.
New Hire: I’ve also heard someone say that a supervisor hit people with a plastic bottle?
Xu✠龍: There are lots of workplace rumors; you’ll have to judge for yourself which are true, XD.
Everyone: Welcome to S Company. We hope you last longer than the previous person, hahaha.