滿心企業股份有限公司

1.

You spend less time running the air conditioning at home because you’re at the department store every day, weekdays and weekends alike, so your electricity bill is dramatically reduced!

2.

The year-end bonus is enough to treat yourself to a meal at a five-star hotel buffet.

3.

The company clearly defines each person’s scope of work, but places even greater emphasis on people from different departments helping one another. As long as you frequently help others with their work, they will return the favor someday.

4.

There are many, many very senior employees in the company, all with extensive experience and training. They won’t hesitate to tirelessly teach and push you in front of everyone, all for your own good—because that’s what creates a great family-like atmosphere where everyone lays everything out in the open.

5.

The company promotes environmental protection, energy conservation, and carbon reduction, so the fuel allowance is enough to ensure that the polar bears’ home won’t disappear.

6.

The company has dedicated official vehicles that thoughtfully take you to Taipei Main Station. However, since everyone is treated equally, if you don’t get on within the allotted time, the vehicle won’t wait. The very, very senior employees are exempt because they always have to look after the newcomers. This also ensures that a very, very senior employee is always on hand to assist newcomers during the ride—so thoughtful!

How could this company possibly have any drawbacks!

Extremely comfortable

1. A very, very, very, very, very old-fashioned place, suitable for retirement

2. Meals are provided, but whether they’re edible is uncertain

3. Old buildings; primitive pit toilets

4. When you arrive at the company in the morning, the air conditioning hasn’t cooled down yet

5. Remember to enter Lao Zunxian