Is this you asking other companies to find outsourced outsourcing?
HR Lin✠瀅 (Lynn): Are you hoping for a stable job?
HR Lin✠瀅 (Lynn): Are you looking to accumulate experience with large-scale projects?
HR Lin✠瀅 (Lynn): I understand what you mean. We can’t directly guarantee the outcome yet, but our systems here are very well established. Could you tell me more about the specific situation?
New Hire: I heard that many people are stationed at client sites?
HR Lin✠瀅 (Lynn): Haha, those are all normal arrangements. We’ll take comprehensive care of everyone. The work is very easy, XD.
徐✠龍: Welcome to Company S. You’ll find out later that engineers are constantly sent out, like dumplings being dropped into boiling water one after another.
李✠毓 (Stanley): The conditions at client sites? That’s not something we can control. When something goes wrong, the new hire takes the blame first, the sales team takes the fall first, kekeke.
New Hire: Are there any documents or handover materials?
李✠源 (James): They tell you to do it, but either there are no tools—or there are no tools; as for procedures? No planning.
李✠源 (James): When the client asks a question, just throw over a pile of AI-generated failure analyses, then write a bunch of flattering reviews for senior employees. Everyone’s busy, after all.
New Hire: Then what happens if something really goes wrong?
徐✠龍: Find the new hire first.
李✠毓 (Stanley): Then find Administration.
李✠源 (James): Finally, say, “We’re all growing together.”
New Hire: Does HR know about this?
HR Lin✠瀅 (Lynn): We don’t necessarily have complete visibility into what happens at other client sites, but we trust that the teams can coordinate with one another.
New Hire: Sounds like one heck of a workplace-from-hell competition…
李✠毓 (Stanley): You’ll get used to it soon. If someone calls you “Pikachu,” it’s not because you’re cute—it’s because you get shocked every day.
New Hire: I’ve also heard someone say that a manager hit people with a plastic bottle?
徐✠龍: There are lots of workplace rumors. Decide for yourself whether they’re true, XD.
Everyone: Welcome to Company S. We hope you can last longer than the person before you, kekeke.