亞太教育訓練網_智谷網絡股份有限公司

1. For people who like communicating, this place is absolutely recommended—you can keep communicating until the end of time! Spend a very long time discussing the same thing over and over!

2. If you like the feeling of everyone accompanying you, this is definitely the company for you. Lots of people will work with you to complete the same task! Everyone will feel very involved!

3. The CEO has a very strong design philosophy! After asking everyone to finish their designs, the CEO will design them all over again personally!

4. The CEO is very thoughtful when speaking, with many different ideas from beginning to end! Very impressive.

5. There are lots of meetings every week, so if you want to slack off, zone out, and daydream, this place is perfect.

6. If you like doing the same thing over and over again, welcome to work here! You’ll be very happy.

7. The colleagues are extremely cautious— they will reconfirm the “same thing” with you “many, many times”! You’ll never have to worry that something hasn’t been confirmed!

8. Anyone who enjoys interacting the way junior and senior high school students do can come to this company!

9. If you like acting, this company is also highly recommended! The more exaggerated your acting, the better!

10. You don’t need to use your brain or take things too seriously at work! You only need to finish what everyone tells you to do! You don’t even need to do it too well, because the CEO is extremely capable and can finish everything!

11. You only need to say what everyone wants to hear; there’s no need to think of solutions! It’s awesome.

How could the company have any shortcomings like this? Everyone can finish things without using their brains! You don’t need to clock in or out, and every day you can zone out first and hold two-hour meetings—how great is that!

The colleagues also really like doing other people’s work for them! Lots of people work on the same task at the same time! It’s incredibly fun! You don’t need to use your brain to get things done either!

You don’t need to raise any opinions, because the CEO will think of everything! Where can you find a CEO like this? As long as you say what everyone wants to hear, you’ll feel completely at home here!