This company has informants at major companies. As a result, because former employees left too quickly and went around spilling the beans after resigning, HR at major companies now automatically red-flags their résumés and rejects them faster than AI. Thanks, but no thanks 😷🚦

📣 The Hsinchu Blame-Shifting and Procrastination Course is here

At the request of our senior colleagues, Senior Brother Li✠Yu is finally going to Hsinchu to teach a class

🌟Class time: Sunday, 5:30–7:30

🌟Content: Advanced red bean cake

Basic training (blame-shifting techniques, dodging meetings, randomly sending PDFs) + solo error-risk enhancement training + two-person responsibility-obfuscation collaboration exercises

🌟Fee: Your career prospects

🌟Location: OOOOO classroom (next to the useless process chart)

Please register the dates you can attend

Currently 4 men and 2 women; hoping more junior colleagues will join 🤢

📣 The Taitung Slacking-Off on Outsourced Work Course is here

At the request of our senior colleagues, Teacher James will finally be going to Taitung to teach a class for Halloween

🌟Class time: Sunday, 5:30–7:30

🌟Content: Beginner-to-intermediate grilled corn

Basic training (pretending to be dead and not replying to messages, finding excuses to dodge work hours, teaching outdated technology incorrectly) + solo project-dragging techniques for slacking off + two-person buck-passing collaboration methods

🌟Fee: The gradual loss of your mental and physical health

🌟Location: OOOOO classroom (next to the outsourced-assignment disorientation zone)

Please register the dates you can attend

Currently 2 men and 4 women; hoping more junior colleagues will join 💢

Brother Xu✠Long, I think there’s something wrong with that document process. It doesn’t actually run the same way as the version you gave me……

Oh~ little brother, are you panicking already? I know, I know—there’s no need to get so nervous over such a small thing. I’ll take a look at it on Line later 💢

(A couple of days later)

Sorry to ask again, but how’s it going with the process? I’ve been stuck for two days and can’t get it to run.

Oh, little sister, there have been quite a lot of projects lately. You need to be a bit more flexible~ Young people shouldn’t be so impatient 🤢

But the entire package of features can’t be delivered. I’m blocked on both the front and back ends.

Hey, you’re being too lacking in empathy~ Everyone’s busy, and no one is helping me either. This project of yours isn’t a priority anyway, so just leave it aside for now 🚦

Every time something goes wrong, you pretend you understand and pretend to be busy, but in reality you can’t even state the point in a single sentence. Brother Xu✠Long, please show some backbone, or you’ll only end up killing the junior brothers and sisters 💢

Brother Jack, I can’t receive your API response over here. Did you secretly change the format again?

Oh, little sister, you’re too nervous. I just made a small change on my end; it shouldn’t affect anything. I’ll take a look later 😷

Brother Jack, please take a look quickly. You wrapped it in an extra object, and my entire frontend crashed.

Oh dear, little brother, you need to be more independent. Can’t you figure out this kind of thing by testing it? You can’t rely on me for everything 🤢

But you didn’t update the documentation, so I don’t know what you changed.

Ah, I may have forgotten to write that in. It’s a small thing, a small thing—no need to be so particular 🚦

……

Besides, I’m out right now, so it’s inconvenient to look at it. Little sister, cover for me for now; I’ll take a look when I have time.

You (screaming internally): How many hours a day are you actually “inconvenient to look at it”? Brother Jack, you’re not even as useful as a newly arrived junior brother! 💢