🐓 Arrive on time, or your trust score gets deducted directly!

Don't think about having a perfect finale over the weekend～The reality is: the work still has to continue.

🐨🐨 Young people, don't wait until the Sunday after next to make a decision. HR, being considerate of you, is already waiting for you all to come and hand over the work.

Next Friday 8/22

Two-hall reversal: the main emotional grenade + the side trash-talk master switch roles 👍👍👍

Li✠Yu, the emotional grenade, laughs one second and explodes the next, instantly turning the office into ruins.

The AI trash-talk master still spares no words. His presentations are bland and unremarkable, yet he demands flattery, with extremely volatile emotions.

This master might be casually chatting with you one moment, then explode the next because an AI report wasn't converted to PDF, shouting directly: "How am I supposed to account for this A?" The entire office instantly freezes. He likes to call himself a "feelings-based worker," but in reality he merely dumps his personal emotions on young people. He casually throws out a line like: "Looking at this format makes it impossible to concentrate," then leaves without looking back. Smart people realized long ago that he isn't actually here to work—he's just here to dump emotional bombs. Everyone has to predict his emotional landmines in advance, but there is absolutely no pattern to what will make him explode today.

Next Saturday

jack, the trash-talk master, self-proclaimed presentation king—the young people's survival game begins!

Every page of your presentation is a landmine, and every sentence is a powder keg. This isn't an ordinary company; it's a training camp!

He loves to say at the opening: "We are the elite force of the AI industry. As long as you're willing to work, opportunities are unlimited!" The pie he painted during the interview was even more elaborate than the presentation, but as soon as you join the company, he dumps miscellaneous tasks on you and demands that you inspect your own typos with a magnifying glass. Every week he makes you prepare the presentation for the entire group, yet he never teaches you how to prepare the content. Smart people noticed long ago that he is actually a freeloader who drags everyone down. When you ask him how the process should proceed, he always says: "Look it up yourself. You have to learn how to solve problems B." Behind the scenes, he praises your potential in front of other supervisors, while privately anonymously giving you a poor performance review. In summary, he basically survives on PPT rhetoric.

This Friday 8/15

Main: Xu✠Long, the cold-eyed veteran + side: jack, the scam ringleader—BK hybrid 🌟🌟🌟

The cold-eyed veteran would rather silently watch you make mistakes, leaving you doubting yourself at every moment.

The scam ringleader, meanwhile, only makes empty promises. The presentation has been revised three times, yet the salary is still nowhere to be seen.

B is the kind of silent, judgmental pressure-maker who specializes in magnifying young people's mistakes. He silently watches you give a presentation, then privately sends a picture to the supervisor: "You dare go on stage at this level?" He never teaches you any skills, only coldly saying: "Back in our day, we were strict in this and that way; you people nowadays are too weak." Every day he brings up the systems of the past and compares today's newcomers with his younger self. Smart people will discover that he gave up hope of improving long ago; his current job is nothing more than finding targets for emotional venting. Although he does not directly insult people, his silence creates even more pressure than insults, to the point that you don't dare ask questions. You will wonder whether you are not good enough, but in fact everyone has been left with psychological scars in front of him.

The Monday after next 8/25

Newcomer self-detonation training ground, a life-or-death test under the AI API magnifying glass 🎫🎫🎫

Every presentation could determine whether you live or die.

Smart people know that you still have to work on Saturday—it is truly a one-way road.

james is the supervisor's confidant, yet he never handles actual work. He loves to say: "I'm in a meeting; I'll reply to your message later." The result is that he never replies, and the salary is never seen either. One second before the presentation is due, he suddenly throws out: "This part needs to be changed; the client wants more AI flavor." But no one knows what "AI flavor" actually means. He always tells young people: "The company's funds are still being arranged. We all need to work hard; the salary will arrive soon." Smart people saw through it long ago: this is actually a scam. He holds up piles of Excel reports to paint grand visions, saying things like "magnifying-glass management improves quality," but in reality he is merely delaying time and suppressing wages. Sometimes you even start wondering whether this company has ever developed AI, or whether the "bullshit generator" is actually the company's true core technology.