The HR person was pretty nice.

Although I feel like you contacted me at random.

The two interviewers were seriously too much.

I’ve never encountered anyone this arrogant in an interview before.

The air coming out of their nostrils was heavier than the makeup on their faces.

They looked completely like parachuted-in hires—LOL.

They kept interrupting me halfway through what I was saying.

One of them even left midway through.

The funniest part was that the other one kept trying to speak English,

but her English sounded absolutely awful.

English was only slightly better than her sour face.

It sounded awful, yet she insisted on speaking it—maybe go practice your speaking first?

After the interview, HR even apologized to me,

saying it might be because their supervisor was under a lot of pressure.

Screw that—who isn’t under pressure?

I only found out on the day of the interview that the gyms in both Shanghai and Beijing had closed.

Serves them right—damn it.