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1. The company’s ultimate big BOSS—a very senior, short-haired, bespectacled, middle-aged, tall woman with extremely deep nasolabial folds, an exceptionally high butt, and an extremely loud voice.
Her hobby is preventing the office from being peaceful and uneventful. She likes digging pits for everyone to fall into, flattering the boss and then desperately reporting everyone to the boss. When someone makes a mistake, she will yell at them so the whole world can hear. She is incredibly emotional, so you have to record every conversation with her to avoid being framed. So, if you want to work under this kind of person, welcome.
The scariest thing is that you absolutely must not go to the restroom at the same time as her, because she lets loose from both ends: her urine sounds like a waterfall, her farts like firecrackers, and she also happens to burp at the same time, giving you a triple sensory experience. It is truly puzzling that someone who has risen to such a high position can still be so uncivilized.
2. The company has absolutely no future. The boss is not a bad person, but lacks judgment and has listened to malicious people for years. He is unwilling to invest or hire employees, yet wants to expand the marketing operation. He has hired a bunch of incompetent people and failed repeatedly. Anyone who has lost hope in life and wants to retire is welcome.