After leaving the company, there are plenty of bizarre stories to share, because surely no one else has ever encountered anything this outrageous.

Uh... this section is really hard to fill out. Maybe I should say that I need to think of something that doesn't need improvement. I've thought about it. Nothing.

The entire company is like a little imperial palace, with the boss as the emperor. No matter what you do, if another department questions you for not following procedure, you only need to say, “Because the boss wanted it that way,” and they will process it at lightning speed.

Orders changing from morning to evening is already the norm. Even going to the bathroom is tied to a traffic-light system. If you spend more than 10 minutes defecating, the light changes, which means you have been in the bathroom too long and your computer will be locked. You then have to go confess to your supervisor: “I spent more than 10 minutes defecating. Please help me unlock my computer.” Please.

The company frequently calls impromptu, company-wide meetings. No matter what you are doing, you have to report to the gathering immediately. If you are on the phone with a client and arrive late to the company-wide meeting because you did not see the notice in the meeting room, and you explain the reason for being late, the boss will say, “Is the client important, or am I important?”

A supervisor calculated the price incorrectly but insisted that the client pay it. The client pointed out the billing error and said payment would be made after the issue was clarified. The company immediately sent the client a certified letter. Later, they discovered that the supervisor had calculated the price incorrectly. The supervisor pretended nothing had happened and told a subordinate to go apologize in person, saying it had all been a false alarm and that everyone should not take it to heart.

Oh, right—the emperor has a favorite imperial consort. The consort is indeed very overweight, and the emperor loves her to death. While everyone else received four months’ worth of year-end bonus, the consort received 27 months’ worth. At the company’s year-end banquet lottery, they asked the consort to draw the slips and announced over the microphone, “If you draw someone you don’t like, you can put it back and keep drawing until you’re satisfied.” Then they made another announcement over the microphone: “Now everyone knows who not to offend, right?”????????

The bizarre stories are endless. I think anyone who has worked here has seen them firsthand. I hope the consort can soon rise up the ranks and become a phoenix, and stop hurting people. Thank you.