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The job posting had been up on the job bank for a long time, so I thought I’d submit my résumé and give it a try, and I got an interview opportunity. The position was for a server EE. The manager is very picky and expects someone who can work independently, but the pay is low and the benefits are poor. After the interview, I understood why they can’t find anyone: they can only afford to give bananas, so they can only attract monkeys—and even the monkeys are complaining. I guess they’ll just have to keep looking slowly.