Workplace reviews and discussion: 惇陽工程顧問有限公司

Let's talk about a very interesting company. A long, long time ago, I read a forum user's account describing this company as containing a rich “insect ecosystem.” What kind of little world could accommodate so many fascinating insects? So, with a spirit of adventure, I went to the world of insects to investigate.

According to the forum user's description, besides the two main characters—the Insect King and Insect Queen—the insect world, of course, could not be without its most important supporting characters: the Coffee Bug and the 99 Bug. Through the processes of interviewing, reporting for duty, introductions, and so on, I finally stepped into the insect world. It turns out that the insect ecosystem had already changed from decentralized management to centralized management. Around the Insect King and Insect Queen, several indispensable insect supervisors had also been added: the Trouble-Making Bug, the Bad-Breath Bug, and the Big-Headed Bug. I may share more when I have time. First, let's talk about the overall advantages of this ecosystem:

1. The times are moving forward, so cutting-edge technology is essential. In order to keep up with trends, the insect world spent a huge amount of money investing in a supposedly intelligent working-hours recording system. It also went to great lengths to install multiple surveillance cameras throughout its ecosystem, hoping that the ecosystem could keep pace with the times and expand, while better protecting the insects within it. Let's start with the working-hours system. This technology product is truly extraordinary: it lets the insects clock in by powering on when they arrive at work. But that is not even the most impressive part. It is also integrated with an app, allowing the Insect King and Insect Queen to keep an eye on everything inside and outside, constantly worrying about what the larvae are doing—whether they are feeling sad, whether they should take a break, or whether they have gotten lost and deviated from the planned route. Through the power of technology, the Insect King and Insect Queen only need to open a screen to view the images displayed on each “screen,” then calculate how to take care of the insects so that they can grow quickly and bring greater benefits to the company. Unfortunately, the public restrooms are someone else's territory, and the Insect King and Insect Queen were unable to successfully reclaim it for their own use, so they could only give up that territory.

2. Here, the Insect Queen will teach you how to save money at an entirely new level. “Care for trees, protect the Earth—the insects have a responsibility” is the ecosystem's primary operating objective. Here, the insects are provided with extremely thin and breathable no-name toilet paper (that's right, the kind used to wipe your mouth at small eateries). A “refill exchange” program has also been implemented: as the name suggests, bring in the old casing to apply for a pen refill. If you need to purchase a “brand-new” one, follow the procedure to apply and explain the reason and intended use. If you lack a pen holder on your desk, don't worry—the ecosystem recycles PET bottles, and you can choose from various sizes. They are practical, environmentally friendly, and can even be customized. In addition, when using the printer, remember that you may only print in black and white, two A4 landscape pages per sheet, and double-sided. Although these are all minor matters, they are enough to remind us of the virtue of frugality. ""Please remember"": as long as you remember the care the company has shown you, you can create even greater benefits for the company.

3. Here, you must accept the cruel fact that “limited availability” is always a reality. Learning professional drafting software such as Adobe products other than Photoshop and AI, or AutoCAD, is definitely not because they cannot afford it; it is simply because the Insect King and Insect Queen feel that the usage rate is not high. Instead, they educate the insects to make good use of communication and coordination, and warn them that waiting is a virtue. These are all part of the learning process. Therefore, the insects must independently learn a second professional skill, use Microsoft Office products such as PowerPoint and Word—or the built-in Paint program—to create and submit these beautiful and professional diagrams on time. It must be emphasized once again that the insect world is “absolutely committed to supporting正版 software.”

4. Besides the ecosystem's overarching principle of “clock in when you start work and take responsibility when you finish,” “mutual assistance and cooperation” among the various insect areas within the ecosystem is also very important. Daily drafting is basic work, but given the cruel reality of limited software availability, the Insect Queen sympathizes with the insects whose coordination efforts have failed. The overtime system is open to the insects at all times. Simply submit an approved overtime application before the scheduled end of the workday, explain the work completed during today's working hours, estimate the overtime hours, and list the work to be handled. After the supervisor approves it, submit it according to the procedure. The Insect Queen will carefully review every item and show concern about whether the insects have actually completed their progress.

5. In order to cultivate employees with well-rounded abilities and give you good competitiveness outside the company, you will be expected to write copy, serve as a social media editor, do photography, translate into English, handle typesetting and design, design websites, create animations, produce videos, and plan events. If you can write a little code, even better—you will become a “(social) environmental interdisciplinary technician.” Why “interdisciplinary”? Because you need to be involved in a wide range of skills to be able to compete with others outside the company. All of the above is intended by the Insect King and Insect Queen to train the insects to work independently, develop exceptionally high stress tolerance, and continually improve their own abilities. Once the insects possess these skills, your possible salary increase—from 0 to 1,000—and promotion speed will be determined according to your educational background, everyday work attitude, project performance, work experience, and so on.

Now that you've read this far, do you have a better understanding of the insect world? The mysteries of the insect realm must be experienced personally to appreciate how fascinating they are. Sharing this with all the eager explorers out there.

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