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1. High turnover and lots of young women, so there’s no pressure getting along
2. We get snacks to eat our fill every month when we worship
3. Colleagues clean the office every week, so it’s very clean
4. The office has a split-level layout with a high ceiling, so you can look up at the ceiling while working
5. You can conveniently take a bag of trash to the recycling center downstairs on your way home
6. Married-couple arguments are often performed in the office, serving as background music and giving you lots of motivation at work
7. You’re often summoned to a meeting one second before leaving work; once it’s over, you can go straight home—so happy
8. A happy company that complies with the Labor Standards Act; you can even come to the company on alternate Saturdays to see your colleagues—how wonderful
9. You still receive company messages after work, staying connected with the company every second of every minute
10. Join the boss’s little clique and ascend to heaven
Perfect—there’s always room for improvement