It’s only natural to be useless when there are still people even more useless than you.

If you’re unsuitable, you’ll simply be transferred to another department to continue enjoying your easy life.

The work content is unclear and difficult to track—just show up on time and wait to clock out.

Whatever the task, just say “I don’t know how” and push it far away.

At work, the TA is all about spreading rumors and gossip about every employee (the aunties).

There are tons of violations of the Labor Standards Act that deserve to be reported.

If you don’t reply to messages, the boss will chew you out relentlessly.

There are tons of people who report back after work or send you a private “hello,” as if they’re very hardworking.

Goals are all shouted out verbally, but in practice, nobody wants to carry them out.

You do it first; then they’ll consider whether to give you the bonus.

Useful people are worked like dogs, while useless people are treated like precious treasures.

Ordering afternoon tea and drinks is practically its own department; people take turns ordering afternoon tea, and the loudest ones have voices to die for.

The interview feels like a game—you can even use your phone, showing no respect for the interviewee.

Collect a high salary while sleeping at work until you snore.

It’s a great place to come for retirement, but you still need to identify your own TA first and cling tightly to the right big shot :)