Workplace reviews and discussion: 炬盛五金有限公司

If your sex chromosomes are XY, you will usually receive basic respect! You can clock in at 5:59, and if you accidentally oversleep, you still have a five-minute grace period—please cherish and use it wisely! Eight hours of work a day are extremely fulfilling and will help you sleep well after work, and your labor and health insurance premiums are paid in full every month! The boss claims that anything can be brought to him for discussion and problem-solving! Every day, there is a free boxed lunch for you to eat. Cleaning up the restaurant can also help you build arm strength, while making sure every big rooster in a certain place stays healthy and strong! You can throw away food that tastes awful without having to go to hell! Overtime pay is available for registered overtime! Five to five-thirty is your time to accumulate good karma! You get bonuses for the three major holidays, toilet paper, employee trips, and a generous year-end cash bonus! Because they are so self-righteous! And receiving a red envelope when work starts means that you are officially part of the company! Tempted? Then hurry up and take action!

If you can be called “Miss,” your work ability will usually be questioned. During your period, discuss and coordinate with the other female employees (including those from other departments), arranging for Person A to come in this week and Person B next week. Otherwise, be careful: when Aunt Flo starts fighting in your uterus, you may still be called back to work! After work, you are advised to sit still for five minutes. Under no circumstances should you clock out earlier than 17:05—otherwise, when they deduct your performance bonus, no one will tell you! When there is plenty of work, they will let you work to your heart’s content. When there is no work, you will have tests, supervisors to chat with, and a smaller balance in your bank account on the 10th. At that point, you can open your job-bank website and start browsing—but remember to do so only after work. Otherwise, you will have to wear earplugs to work the next day. As for the Labor Standards Act, you will have to read it carefully yourself. Do not discuss anything with your supervisor unless necessary, or you will become a threat and intimidation case... be careful! When going to upper management to discuss and solve problems, it is best to do so on your resignation date. Otherwise, you will first see an expression comparable to a can of herring, and after the problem is solved, you will be solved as well. Whatever you do, don’t get into a traffic accident! They will prioritize asking about your commuting route over asking about you. If you absolutely cannot dodge it, make sure the accident is serious; if it is not serious, they will not apply for occupational injury benefits for you! Overtime from five to five-thirty in the evening is merit-making time. Others will watch you work off your negative karma. Naturally, there will be no food during this period~ so you can focus on your spiritual cultivation! Every month, the welfare committee begs each employee for a generous welfare contribution, letting you save a small amount of money and then get a small amount back during the three major holidays! The toilet paper is also distributed thanks to everyone’s generous donations. If it is not enough to wipe your butt, bring your own roll! You will not get any from them! On employee trips, the boss’s family also uses the alms money you usually generously give to the welfare committee to accompany you for free! When you receive the year-end bonus, you will cry bitterly! You can use comparative analysis to make yourself shed fewer tears. If, after comparing, you find that even your clothes are wet, I sincerely apologize! I hope that if you apply, one day you will be notified to start work. That would mean you may avoid the matters mentioned above, and your salary could even jump three levels! It increases year by year, and you can happily collect your performance bonus! If you do not receive it, whether there is a performance bonus is something you will have to wait~~~~~~~~wait for! Once you have waited, hoping for a promotion? You would have better luck retaking mainland China! Those of you thinking of applying, what are you waiting for? Hurry up, sit on a lotus flower, and fly away!