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I vaguely remember going to Xizhi for an interview. The boss confidently told me that tablets would eventually replace laptops. I’ve been waiting until now, and tablets are almost obsolete—so why haven’t they replaced laptops yet???? I’ll wait another 10 years for your tablet to replace laptops.

Don’t pretend to know what you don’t; don’t put on airs pretending to be virtuous and capable.

Next time, why not say that phones will replace computers?

Oh right, I went all the way from Keelung to Xizhi and almost got lost. I traveled all that way just to hear him spout nonsense about tablets replacing laptops, and in the end they didn’t even hire me. Damn it, did they call me in just to chat?