Honestly, there really aren't any.

Except that some of my coworkers are pretty nice.

When the higher-ups mess up, the little people take the blame.

Veterans are very good at putting on airs.

Newbies even have to handle cross-departmental matters.

There are no systems or SOPs for many things.

There are a bunch of people with bizarre logic who are impossible to communicate with.

Policies change from one day to the next; even things that have already been approved may be changed again.

If I say too much, I’ll be accumulating bad karma through my speech.

I’ll leave the rest for everyone to figure out yourselves.